srsly though why is fruit so expensive like I want some strawberries not the tears of jesus
I’m 99.99% sure all the muggleborn headcanons out there are purely the only way we’re dealing with not having gone to hogwarts.
Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.
i just thought it was because he was supposed to be a “surfer dude”
Big dogs who think they are lap dogs.
White girls trying to read captchas like
What secret game?
(Idk I think this is how I respond I’m not sure I’m going off other answers aha)
A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.
I accept and fully support this headcanon